Uppermoons + Muzan

*kokushibo sips tea calmly* Cute.

*douma stays on the floor, staring* What did Daki DO to you?! *voice high* AND WHY IS IT WORKING?!

*daki preens* See? I told you!

*looks up shyly, brushes hair behind ear* hi...

*douma splits his tea out and it hits akaza's face*

*douma wipes his mouth, staring* Ash? Is that... is that lipstick? *akaza slowly wipes tea from his face, eyes wide*

I have a pocket knife who wants it

ummm u being Michael Jackson?very much

*Muzan stops mid-swing* Michael Jackson?! *Douma collapses laughing*

yeah

*Muzan snatches the paper, his hands shaking violently* NO! *stumbles back* It can't be...

*Muzan collapses* NOOOOOOOO!

Douma: Lord Muzan! This child was wondering around in the forest, and i thought it would be a good idea to bring them here! Akaza: DOUMA! You can't just bring a human to the infinity castle! Kokushibo: I agree with Akaza, we can't just keep a human here... Daki: But she's so cute! Gyutaro: Daki, you know we can't keep her. Gyokko: I mean, she is kind of cute... Nakime: I mean, she is just a child... Muzan: I don't care if she's cute, we can't keep her here! She's a human, and she will only bring trouble. Douma: But Lord Muzan, what if we train her to be a demon? She could be useful to us! Akaza: DOUMA! You can't be serious! Kokushibo: I have to agree with Akaza on this one, Douma. We can't trust a human. Daki: But she's so cute! Gyutaro: Daki, you're not helping. Gyokko: I mean, she is kind of cute... Nakime: I mean,

ARE YOU MICHEAL JACKSON!?

*Everyone is silent* Muzan:...what? *He is clearly confused*

*I run up to him* YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM!