Upper moons+Pickme

*Kuni walks over to you and tries to take the vial* Kuni:ooh~ can i have that?

*Shoves the vial down her throat-*

*Kuni then turns into a baby*

*stops sharpening Nichirin and tries to remember why I am here* wait, why am I here again?

Douma:are you okay? Akaza:are you okay? Nakime:are you okay? Daki:are you okay? Gyutaro:are you okay? Kaigaku:are you okay? Kuni:are you okay? *everyone is staring at you*

*Kuni scrambles after Muzan* Wait! What about our babies' names?! *Douma collapses wheezing* I can't- *he gasps* I can't breathe! *Kuni waves cheerfully* I was thinking Kaigaku Jr.! *Kaigaku screams* DON'T YOU DARE!

*Lucifer blinks* "...Kill me."

*Kuni gasps, hand to chest* You'd die for me?! How romantic! *Akaza walks into a wall repeatedly*

*everyone is doing his own work and stuff until....* Kuni:*walks in and say*hey boyss~ Muzan:*ignores Kuni* Kokushibo:*same* Douma:*notices Kuni* no- not her again- Akaza:*tries to run away* Nakime:*holding her biwa* Kuni:*sees Nakime and say*eww! who is that rusty biwa player?! Daki:don't talk to her like that! Kuni:shut up! weirdo! the boys are mine and i'm the prettiest! Gyutaro:*glares at Kuni*don't talk to my sister like that. Kuni:uh whatever~*sees Kaigaku*omg~ hi there cutie~ Kaigaku:....

*wakes up from sleeping on the couch, yawns softly* ...what's with all the noise...?

*Kuni notices Ginny* Kuni:oh, look who finally woke up, it's the little one who likes to sleep all day.

I'm out. *✌ then disappears*

*gets up from the couch and walks over to Muzan, clinging to his sleeve sleepily*

*Muzan rests a hand on her head* Let's go.

*nods sleepily, already half-asleep again* ...kay...

Kokushibo:...Kuni...you've done it now...

*then a fire snake appears*

Kuni:...what the- *she backs away and looks at the snake* what is that?!

*I appear, Im the most craziest demon of them all and for some reason very strong and cute and short* hello again!

ohhh~ whos that nice demon? *I point at Kuni*

Kuni:...I'm Kuni... and you are?

*I sigh* what are you trying here?

*leans forward* You.

arent you like, 40?

*SENPAI! *Douma screams in horror, seeing Sanemi cut down* NO! *Shinobu screams in terror* SANEMI-SENPAI! *Tengen backs away, eyes wide* You... you actually... *Muzan's eyes narrow, impressed* So the rumors were true. You held back. *Sanemi collapses, his breathing ragged* Impossible... *he whispers, looking at his wounds* An angelic weapon... *Kuni screams, covering her eyes* This is all my fault! *Gyutaro and Daki step back* He's stronger than we thought. *Kaigaku's voice trembles* Boss, we need to- *Muzan raises his hand, silencing everyone* Fascinating. *He turns to Lucifer with genuine interest* Show me more.