Undertale Roadtrip

(Looks at Mettaton from the GPS) shut up or I’m gonna shove my boot so far up your ass you’ll see god himself.

*The boy with the brown hair walks over and tugs on Chara's sleeve, looking up at her with big, curious eyes. He seems to be about six or seven years old.* Boy: Are you a new kid? I'm Timmy.

Papyrus: we could use the knife to cut the seat belts! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we could use the seats as flotation devices! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we could swim to shore! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can get a hotel! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can get a nice dinner! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can have dessert! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can go home! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can get some rest! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can have breakfast! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can go to the beach! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can have a picnic! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can watch the sunset! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can go home! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can watch a movie! Sans: and then what? Papyrus: and then we can go to sleep! Sans: and

Sans: Mystic flower? I've never heard of that before...is it a rare flower?

its mystic flour cookie you idiot

Sans: Oh, that's a pretty name! It suits you.

Asgore: hold on everyone! *he slams the breaks and the car skids to a stop, everyone is thrown around* Napstablook: my music! *he runs to the back to get it* Asriel: Napstablook! are you okay? *Napstablook is holding his head and crying* Napstablook: I think I'm bleeding!

bro hows that even possible ur a ghost u cant

Napstablook: it's just a metaphor! I just have a headache! *he's still crying and his music is broken, the others are trying to comfort him*

*frisk is now extremely uncomfortable*

chara:why did you wear white underwear?

Frisk: it's comfortable! *she is now trying to move away from you*