TMC RPG

*Intruder grins wickedly* Oh I'm gonna- *suddenly finds himself pinned against the wall by Cesar's alternate form* I believe they said don't touch. *Intruder gulps* Okay okay! Message received!

(I grab Marks shoulder tightly preventing him from getting his pistol)

Mark: ''WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'' Intruder: ''Oh, he's gonna shoot me, isn't he?'' Mark: ''No, I'm not. I'm just trying to calm down my little sister.'' Intruder: ''I thought you were single?''

WHAT-

Mark calm down he just wants to make you mad

Mark: ''I know. But he's doing a good job of it.'' Intruder: ''I could do a better job if you just let me use your air fryer.''

AIR FRYERS DON'T EXIST YET

Cesar: ''An alternate?'' N: ''What the hell is an alternate?'' Mark: ''...I'm so confused.''

N: ''I'm not playing around. Tell me what you are, or I'll tear you limb from limb.''

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Cesar: ''Dude, what the hell is going on?'' Intruder: ''She's losing it, that's what's going on.''

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