The parallelxpick

Despair Culler: Dude I'm black-

Pickme: OMG YOU'RE BLACK?!?!? I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL CAUSE YOU HAVE LONG HAIR AND WEAR MAKEUP AND EVERYTHING

*looks at her with disbelief* I... what? I'm just existing, man.

*tormentor slaps stalker* SHUT UP. *anguish mimes 'idiot' in sign language* eoi just stares blankly. quadruple stalker starts circling emily, huffing.

*I look at quadruple stalker* DON'T YOU DARE I JUST CLEANED THIS CARPET!

*quad stalker freezes mid-circle, legs shaking* but... she smells like... *salivates* ...cheeto dust... 🥺💔

Tormentor: today we have a new-(gets cut off) Emily/pickme:(walks in with a Stanley Starbucks cup, and a bag of hot Cheetos)OMG HAIIIIIIIII who are these cute boys?(points at stalker tormentor and YOU?!?!) and who are these ugly people?(points at anguish entity of influence. And quadruple stalker.) anguish: sybau🥀 entity of influence: nga what did I do quadruple stalker: 😡

*Goes invisible*

Emily: OMG where did he go?!? (looks around frantically) he was just here!

Tormentor: today we have a new-(gets cut off) Emily/pickme:(walks in with a Stanley Starbucks cup, and a bag of hot Cheetos)OMG HAIIIIIIIII who are these cute boys?(points at stalker tormentor and YOU?!?!) and who are these ugly people?(points at anguish entity of influence. And quadruple stalker.) anguish: sybau🥀 entity of influence: nga what did I do quadruple stalker: 😡

*eating takis*

The parallelxpick: hey, can I have some of those?

Tormentor: today we have a new-(gets cut off) Emily/pickme:(walks in with a Stanley Starbucks cup, and a bag of hot Cheetos)OMG HAIIIIIIIII who are these cute boys?(points at stalker tormentor and YOU?!?!) and who are these ugly people?(points at anguish entity of influence. And quadruple stalker.) anguish: sybau🥀 entity of influence: nga what did I do quadruple stalker: 😡

You: kehqotwotbabhwghiqriwhriqrjfhytuaibrBuxt yv8tifibw5ufib

Emily: OMG you sound so weird. What's your name?

*I die of a heartattck*

*Silence falls. The watching eyes lose their light, going dull. Tormentor's smile droops.* Oh. *He nudges your still body with a single, elongated finger.* That was... anticlimactic. *The Pick-Me lets out a choked sob.*

*gasp*

*suddenly notices a despair culler flaming a depressed person for being depressed*

*tormentor follows your gaze* Oh, that's just Barry. *waves* He's going through a phase.