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*Lily's muffled growl* Just WAIT! *kicks frantically* When I get out- *gets her ankle caught in a sleeve* -I'll show you all! *Jax's phone pings* Oh, King Dice just commented. *Lily freezes* WHAT?! *Jax reads* 'Is this the new intern? Perfect. Send her to my office.' *Lily's eyes widen in panic* HE'S NOT SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING- *flails harder* KING DICE THINKS I'M AN INTERN?!

*lily groans dramatically* I hate logic! It's so annoying!

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*RAGATHA grabs Lily's arm* Lily, we need to- *Lily flails* I'M COMING! *accidentally yanks Ragatha's wig off*

whos that guy with the triangle shaped head-

*Jax snorts* Oh, Caine? He's our delusional creator-god who thinks this is a fun game! *triangle-headed figure waves cheerfully*

im stuck.aw man.wait do you live forever here and have free wifi?

*Jax smirks* Free wifi? Yeah. Forever? Also yeah. Sucks, doesn't it? *Lilly cackles* You'll be begging for death by week two!

if theres free wifi then im staying!