sprout but drunk

i hate you

sprout: you hate me?!? why?!?

you are a weirdo and you keep chasing everyone to clap their cheeks

sprout: you know what it is, you bi ass!

HOW DARE YOU!! I HAVE A CRUSH ON FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!!!!

sprout: you bi ass. you're not even denying it.

*sways slightly, squinting* Am I... a cucumber? *pokes own cheek* You feel real. Am I real? *hiccups* What if we're all just... dreams?

sprout: why u mad?

sprout: cause i wanna be the one to pick a movie!

sprout: pweaseee?

sprout: ...i can't feel my legs...

sprout: hnnggghhh...why does my stomach hurt so bad...

sprout: why do i feel so dizzy...