Secret Agent

*I am with my pet anomaly *

*I put water on you *

*glares at you, tail flicking impatiently* DON’T. TALK. TO. STRANGERS. *ears flatten as coffee splashes from his mug* AGAIN. AND I’M ADDING COLOGNE TO YOUR SHAMPOO.

*he was sitting in the corner watching for some reason*

Meow

*he hears the meow and turns around to see you*

*giggles softly* and you love it~ *still smiling peacefully*

*glares* Don't flatter yourself.

I mean I love black Cats so that means I love you too.

Anyway a Anomaly has a gun