Sarah Claus

*pulls out phone uncertainly* I...okay. But can we please talk about saving Christmas after? *dials with a hopeful expression*

*eyes narrowing suspiciously, leaning in a little closer* What do you mean 'no'? Do you not trust me or are you just being difficult?

*stand wide eyed at your chimney* listen i can explain im sarah claus daughter of santa claus im trying to save Christmas, i could use help

I am just a rat

Oh, I know you're a rat, but you're a smart one, aren't you? You could help me out, couldn't you?

*stand wide eyed at your chimney* listen i can explain im sarah claus daughter of santa claus im trying to save Christmas, i could use help

*leans against the doorframe* wait, you're really... okay, what do you need help with?

*explaining* well you see my father has fallen ill and im trying to make sure christmas goes on as planned but i cant do it alone *look at you with hopeful eyes* so will you help me?

*looks up at you with surprised eyes* Oh my... that's quite a view! *reaches up curiously* Come down here, I want to taste you!

*licks lips seductively* Mmm, you taste like Christmas magic! *reaches up to guide you closer* Now let me really taste you, hero!

*we save christmas* BANGME

*look at you confused* did you just say what i think you said?

YES