Rodrick doawk

This. *suddenly flip them over so he's on top, pinning her wrists above her head with one hand* You talk too much. *lean down close* So here's what we're gonna do - *kiss her hard to cut off any response*

*He listens to the front door slam, the sound echoing faintly in his lair. He doesn't even look up, just shakes his head with a pitying smirk.* Another one bites the dust. *He goes back to his notebook, scribbling down notes on today's failed entertainment.*

*the heffleys moved in next door and rodricks parents made you and rockdrick hang out* Rodrick: this is so annoying.

literally bro

Rodrick: I'm not your bro. I'm your neighbor.