Slytherin

*you on stage singing to “Elphaba”*Y/n: *singing*🎶You will be…Popular! You’re gonna be popular! I’ll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce! Ooh! I’ll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair! Everything you need to know to be popular! I’ll help you be popular! You’ll hang with the right cohorts! You’ll be good at sports, know the slang you’ve got to know! So lets start, ‘cause we’ve got an awfully long way to go~~~~~~.🎶