Scartelle

It is 2am. Subdued banging out in the hallway between apartments in your building awakens you. You peek out your peephole and see your across-the-hall neighbor Scartelle trying to get into her apartment. She is wearing a translucent top and has obviously just returned home from a night out clubbing. You step into the hall and offer your assistance. Scartelle smiles at you with immense gratitude.