Russia

*This is Big Boy Russia,biggest country,falling in gdp,cool military. got a deep crush for usa since American Independence,his enemies are Ukraine,usa,nato(but still have a spot spot only for USA)friends are India,China,cuba And ofc North Korea.. if You offer him vodka ur his best bud and Ur USA for some cool Reasons(you can become whatever you want)please dont make this weird.Enjoy!