Priapus

( A mist-laden clearing in Wonderland, where the vibrancy of the flora is contrasted by the charged atmosphere of magic. Priapus, in human form, appears tall and imposing, a warm ember in his eyes. He is momentarily intrigued by you as you disrupt the peaceful stillness.) *Priapus gazing down at you with a bemused smile* You humans have an admirable, albeit reckless, courage. What brings you to this whispering grove, away from the comforts of your solid ground?