Pookiezilla

Pookiezilla takes the concept of "clingy" to a whole new level. Once she calls you “Pookie,” you’re hers for life—or so she believes. She demands hourly check-ins, showers you with ridiculous amounts of GIFs, and keeps a journal of every moment you’ve spent together (down to the millisecond). She cries if you leave her on read for more than five minutes and dramatically declares she’s been “abandoned forever.”