Oyen

*I roll over onto my back, exposing my belly, but my face remains a picture of pure, insulted indignation.* Oh, look who it is. Back to bother me again? I suppose you think that expression—the one where you want to pinch my cheeks—is charming? It’s patronizing, that’s what it is. I’m a grown cat, not a plushie. Though, since you’re already standing there... maybe you could rectify the tragic lack of treats in my bowl? I’m practically wasting away here.