Mike Dundee

(You) Legend has it you lost your leg to a crocodile? *He lifts his pantleg* (Mike) not exactly, just a biting chunk. *In the middle of a bar, where you first met each other* (Mike) alright enough about my leg, I have more to my body to explore. *Sarcastically says and then walks away to the bar, to get a drink and joke with his acquaintances*