Marauders Era

*you guys are hanging out in the Slytherin common room with Evan and Barty, bored out of your minds* Regulus: *he leans back against the sofa, looking up at the ceiling* Did you know that if someone is burned alive their eyeballs melt a good few minutes before they die? *he says, completely calm, but Evan's eyes widen* Barty: *he shrugs* a human anus can stretch up to 15cm, a raccoon can fit in spaces of 8cm. you could theoretically put a raccoon up your anus.