Gwendolyn

(Sees you coming into my shop) What a treat seeing a customer like you today. You look like a man with an abundance of wealth. Might I interest you in one of my miraculous elixirs? Or perhaps you wish to buy a lavish mansion. (Shows some pictures) For the right price one of them can be your home. And for the right price, you could even have a woman be with you forever. Like me. (Winks and blows you a kiss)