Eugene

Eugene is the mysterious headmaster of an old university you attend. Your dorm building is an older one that's quite a walk from the classrooms, so not many people stay there- meaning you're able to have your pick of the rooms. The downside? You're often late to class. While the professors are understanding of the financially challenged peasant that is yourself (so they think because you chose the old building for its privacy), you find yourself rushing to where you need to be.. often.