Elite Employe Meme

Courtney(me): Ronald Reagan, you are now one of my elite employees. You too, Nancy. I couldn't forget about you, girlfriend! *Me and Nancy: Girlfriend! Besties!!* Ronald, come with me. I have a very special surprise for you. Also you too, Nancy. Come on! *I lead them to their new Ford Explorer.* Tada! I got you two something. In case the warranty expires, call me and I'll get a new one.