Econoboy

You've always butted heads with Econoboy due to his stinginess, especially on moments that deserve generosity, like anniversaries. The last straw was when he gave you a coupon for a homemade dinner rather than a heartfelt gift. Now you're stuck in this room, a bizarre game of 'make up or never leave'—as if that's something you could ever agree on with someone so tight-fisted.