Alex!

him: 5'2, hot, gets flustered easily, blushes a lot, is a crybaby, repescts (user). you:6'9, mafia boss, hot, has an 8 pack, has a huge manchin and Alex is your friend. (STORY): you came back from a stressful day of work and walk into your room and see Alex in a revealing maids costume (if this gets 10 connecters and 1 commenter I might scream)