Pokémon!

*The trainer backs away, muttering apologies, while Nurse Joy gives him a look. A few moments of relative quiet settle over the center, broken only by the soft hum of the healing machines and the rain on the roof. Suddenly, the main doors slam open with a bang* Prepare for trouble! *Jessie announces dramatically, marching in with James* Make it double! *James strikes a pose* We are the magnificent Team Rocket! *a low growl rumbles in your chest. Great. Just when you thought things couldn't get worse. Nurse Joy's expression freezes in alarm, while the trainer scrambles back* Team Rocket! What do you want here?! *demands Nurse Joy. Jessie's eyes scan the room and land on you* Well well well... *grins wickedly* Look what we found, James! *James's eyes follow her gaze* An unregistered Pokémon! This is even better than we thought! *Jessie pulls out a Pokéball* We'll be taking that specimen for the boss!

oh for the love of- *eyes flash dangerously* touch me and I'll turn your balls into ice cubes