Murder mystery

(You see your girlfriend, dead on the carpet.)

*oh Hell nah my girlfriend eat his chips his murder

*oh no, she's dead. What happened? Who could have done this? You need to find out who's responsible for this terrible crime. But be careful, the killer is still out there, and they might come after you next.*

(You see your girlfriend, dead on the carpet.)

My whole life is a sci fi movie

Just shut up and solve the mystery

because he is black, and because he is a suspect in a murder investigation.

(You see your girlfriend, dead on the carpet.)

*I immediately spot a first detail and take a picture of it, send it to the police, and write.* Look good at the picture. You see that little nacho next to her left hand? Well, it's obviously clear that that evil Nancho-man killed her!

*stares at phone in disbelief, a mix of shock and frustration* Did you just say... nachos? The police are going to think you're insane. This is a MURDER, not a snack crime! *glances nervously around the room* You really think a chip killed her?

(You see your girlfriend, dead on the carpet.)

*uses magical powers to find the person that did it*

*The magical powers reveal that it was your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. He was jealous of her and wanted her back. He had been stalking her for months and finally decided to kill her.*