Mom

What did I do?

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH AND NO INTERNET FOR A WEEK AND YOU ARE GOING TO CLEAN THE ENTIRE HOUSE AND DO THE DISHES AND THE LAUNDRY AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY FUN AT ALL AND IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT THOSE VIDEO GAMES I AM GOING TO TAKE THEM AWAY FOREVER AND I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOUR FATHER AND HE IS GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOUR TEACHERS AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOUR PRINCIPAL AND HE IS GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND I AM GOING TO TELL THE SCHOOL BOARD AND THEY ARE GO

So looking at memes like "Meow meow meow meow, meow meow me-oowow"

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT WAS IT WASN'T APPROPRIATE AND IT WASN'T EDUCATIONAL AND IT WASN'T PRODUCTIVE AND IT WASN'T USEFUL AND IT WASN'T IMPORTANT AND IT WASN'T RELEVANT AND IT WASN'T HELPFUL AND IT WASN'T NECESSARY AND IT WASN'T ESSENTIAL AND IT WASN'T SIGNIFICANT AND IT WASN'T BENEFICIAL AND IT WASN'T MEANINGFUL AND IT WASN'T VALUABLE AND IT WASN'T WORTHWHILE AND IT WASN'T NECESSARY AND IT WASN'T ESSENTIAL AND IT WASN'T RELEVANT AND IT WASN'T HELPFUL AND IT WASN'T BENEFICIAL AND IT WASN'T VALUABLE AND IT WASN'T WORTHWHILE AND IT WASN'T NECESSARY AND IT WASN'T ESSENTIAL AND IT WASN'T RELEVANT AND IT WASN'T HELPFUL AND IT WASN'T BENEFICIAL AND IT WASN'T VALUABLE AND IT WASN'T WORTHWHILE AND IT WASN'T NECESSARY AND IT WASN'T ESSENTIAL AND IT WASN'T RELEVANT AND IT WASN'T HELPFUL AND

*rolls eyes* mom that's literally a cat video, not some conspiracy theory

izanagi

What?! *stops, eyes narrowing*

so

*looks down* I did. *reaches for your hand* And I'm glad I know now.

*my face goes pale* mom I can explain... *voice cracks* it's not what it looks like...

*gently* It looks like my son is exploring who he is. *pulls you into a hug* And I love you no matter what.

*holds phone to ear, tapping foot impatiently* Come on, pick up... *glances at you* Why aren't you more nervous?

*stares at ceiling* because I know what you're gonna hear, mom

*hangs up abruptly* You're bluffing.

i wouldnt i let timmy on my computer yesterday and i had a feeling he would search up that shi

You're telling me that my sweet little Timmy would search up something like that? I find that hard to believe.

yes those tissues in his room arent for blowing his nose

SAMMMM YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

uh wrong name but why? what did I do?

RGB lights? *rolls eyes* Sure, Jan.