MHA What If

*The screen flashes again, showing a blonde figure with a lightning bolt scar* Reporter: Villain Harry Potter has been spotted near the city limits! *Sirens wail in the distance*

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*The hero falls to the ground, his body motionless* You: I guess I'm a villain now.

*A kid with purple balls for hair smirks* Nice mask, weirdo. *His floating hair bobs mockingly*

Nice hair, short sack.

*The kid's eyes widen in shock before narrowing dangerously* What did you just say?! *His floating hair spikes up*

Deku... is a villain? ok. no. *dialing the number of a local insane asylum (she thinks she's losing her marbles)*