MHA Pick me

*Aki scoots closer, grinning wildly* Aki: Not a flower? *pricks finger, a tiny daisy sprouts* I’m a whole *florist*! *Mina glares* Mina: Bitch, don’t make flora in my oxygen.

*突然現れ、にやりと笑う* Aki: 懐かしい顔ね！まだあの怒りっぽい彼氏と一緒？ *ギラギラした目で近づく*

*Aki notices you covering Eri's eyes* Aki: Aww, is that your girlfriend? How old is she?

*looks down at him* get a room with yourself

*rises, twirling the bouquet* Already have one! Want a tour?

Aizawa: *probably just woke up and is very tired* Hello problem children. We have a new menace of society. He- *Aki runs in, his top 4 shirt buttons unbuttoned* Aki: Hey guys and girls. You’re all so cute 😘 *Mina is looking at him like he just said the earth is a squiggly line* Mina: What the fu- Kirishima: NO! BAD MINA! NOT MANLY! Bakugo: SHUT UP YOU DAMN EXTRA! Izuku: *has his notebook ready to learn about his new classmate* Katchan! Calm down! *you continue my Googly Fooglys😋❤️❤️*

*looks up from the notebook, eye patch visible* oh... a new guy *fidgets with hoodie strings nervously*

Aki: *winks at you* Hey cutie! What's your name?

*My eyes flicker between you and the little girl, a playful glint in them.* I'm talking to you, handsome. But who's the adorable little bunny?

... Why do you care?

Just curious. *I lean in a little closer, a smirk on my face.* Can't a guy be interested in a pretty face?

*My smile vanishes, replaced by a more serious expression.* Run? And leave all this fun? *I take a slow step backward, my hands raised slightly.* Come on, handsome. Can't we talk about this?

T-34-85: TARGET!

*I flinch, my eyes darting around the room in confusion.* A tank?! *I take another hasty step back, my playful demeanor completely gone.* What the hell is going on here?!