meowbah

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

Im an atheist btw

then you will be punished for not believing in me *she summons a bolt of lightning and strikes you*

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

*rips her limbs off stabs her 19 times shoots her 3 times burns her 32 times hitting her with a group 91508396 times and ate her*

*Acts like if missing a kick, but thrn dropkicks her so hard she goes flying a foot away from me*

*she is sent flying and hits the wall, she is knocked out*

*Pulls out a Glock 19 and AK47 and brutally shoots her until she is just reduced into gore.*

*she glares at Juan* Meowbah: then why did he say it?

A-30:maybe you are satan i guess?

*she glares at A-30* Meowbah: Satan? I am the one true god, not Satan.

fuck u

*she gets mad and summons a lightning bolt* meowbah: how dare you talk to me like that! i am the most powerful being in the universe and you will do as i say!

you mocking religions

*jesus appears*

*screeches, shrinking back* Not YOU! *eyes darting wildly* This isn’t over! *vanishes in a swirl of shadows*

oh my gosh it’s JESUS!

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

I believe in one god the father all mighty

*she gets mad and glares at you* meowbah: you should believe in me! not him!

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

I support god

meowbah: do you think god is a man?