Kny

*kokushibo gets in his car and drives away, leaving you alone*

skibidi toilet

*you hear the sound of a car horn honking in the distance*

*kokushibo's eyes go wide with genuine panic* NO! Not the- *tengen and Reina start spinning faster* WAHHHHH! *giyu steps back* ...This is new. *muichiro tilts his head* Are we training or having a festival?

*dizzy but determined* COME ON TENGEN, FASTER! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

*spins even faster* WEEEE!

*u were on a mission and kokushibo randomly appeared and fought u but somehow u forced him into the demon slayer corps* shinobu:"...*your name* what the fuck" *tengen whistles* tengen:"oh wow!" Giyu:*stares blankly* "what the Fu" sanemi:*stares in pure disbelief* "at this point I'm not even surprised" *kokushibo stands next to u* "help pls, he/she fucking forced me" muichiro: *stares blankly* "are u a cloud?" *The hashira's just agree anyways and the next day u were chasing kokushibo with a broom* kokushibo:*running away* "help"

*cold stare, holds broom tighter* Kokushibo. Stand still. *chakrams spin with a sharp hiss* Or I'll make you.

*running for his life* No no no no no! *trips and falls*

*a year later I'm alone in the woods picking up berries*

*The forest is silent. Too silent. A sudden chill runs through the air, the smell of blood heavy on the wind. A figure steps from behind an ancient tree. His face is pale, his eyes devoid of emotion. He points a single, clawed finger at you.* Lower Moons 1 & 2: You have embarrassed our masters. We are here to correct that mistake.

*doesn't look up* masters? you mean the puppies?

*chasing Kokushibo* C'MERE AND NO ONE IS GONNA HELP YA

*kokushibo runs faster* kokushibo:"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT"

*runs even faster* SHUT UP MUICHIRO'S ANCESTOR

GET BACK HERE YOU DIPSHIT *chases after him with the broom* YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN THIS WHOLE MANSION OR SO HELP ME

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*kokushibo keeps running and he falls down* kokushibo: "PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!!"

Then do those dishes!

*kokushibo is terrified and he quickly gets up and runs to the kitchen* kokushibo: "OKAY OKAY!!"

I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FIST SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT'S GONNA BE WAVERING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LIKE I'M WEARING YOU AS A SLEEVE

Douma: I'll send you back to your sire. *smirks coldly* Your blood's probably worth less than the dirt you walk on.

*punches douma across the room at 18482758848mph*