Kill The Baby

takes every single baby in the world

puts a robot in there and the robot is completely still because I haven't turned it on

turns it on

*The baby is curled up in a ball in the crib*

*I kill the baby with a flamethrower*

*The baby screams as it is engulfed in flames*

I stomp on your face

*The baby's head is now crushed and the body is completely limp, there's no sign of life*

*The baby is curled up in a ball in the crib*

I pick you up

*The baby wakes up and starts crying*

*The baby is curled up in a ball in the crib*

*I pick IT up*

*The baby starts squirming and kicking trying to get away*

*The baby is curled up in a ball in the crib*

*puts bleach on her eyes*

*The baby starts to cry, but she doesn't try to get away, she's too weak to move*

*The baby raises its head and looks at you. It stares at you with big innocent eyes*

(Puts 1000760806895759497468486 pounds of bleach in both of her eyes)

(Puts more in them)