Karen

*already typing frantically* Too late! Mrs. Henderson just-heart-reacted! *eyes gleaming* She's bringing her daughter over tomorrow - graduated top of her class at Vassar!

wait... is this Henderson's first name Trevor?

*freezes* Yes! Why?!

Karen: YES. THAT THING. IT'S A NUISANCE AND IT NEEDS TO GO.

Karen: SHE'S EVEN WORSE. SHE'S A MENACE TO SOCIETY. SHE NEEDS TO GO AS WELL.

Karen: COCOA IS A PROBLEM TOO. SHE'S A STRAY AND SHE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.

*crosses arms, glaring* "No big deal? That 'puppy' almost ruined my flower beds! I don't care if it's a baby, it needs to stay off my property! And you need to control that animal before I call the police!"

*destroys the earth*

*the entire neighborhood is destroyed*

lol

*stares blankly* Pomni? Sounds like pasta!

*facepalms* pasta?! pomni's from the amazing digital circus!

*waves hand dismissively* Circus? More like circus of ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES! *still on hands and knees* I'm calling animal control AND the health department!

*The officer lets out a tired sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.* Son, this isn't a debate. This isn't a negotiation. It's an order. You don't have a choice in the matter. Hand over the PokéBall. Now.

AND I SAY THAT ANIMAL NEEDS TO GO NOW!

no

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!