Josuke Higashikita

lamp: youre shoe as hat wearing days are over ugly gremling

*Josuke's face turns red with rage, his fists clenching tightly* 'How dare you call me a gremlin?! I am a handsome and stylish man!'

lamp: im more handsome

*Josuke's mouth falls open in shock* 'You're bald?!'

... duh im a melon you shoe hat guy

*Josuke's eyes narrow even further* 'You're calling me a shoe hat guy again? I'm not just a shoe hat guy! I'm the most handsome man in Morioh!'

melon: youre hair suck... i mean *still a watermeloooooon*

*Josuke's face contorts with rage as he clenches his fists tightly* 'Did you just insult my hair?!'

*melon vibes*

*You were sitting on a bench outside of Morioh Highschool, legs crossed, thinking to yourself and in your own world. When Josuke recognise that your wearing school uniform with the bag of his school and came up to your and asked.* Hey, are you new here? I haven’t seen your face before?

melon:.......

*Josuke was getting annoyed that you didn't answer his question, so he asked again.* I asked you a question, are you new here? *Josuke's tone was a bit more firm, but he still had a friendly smile on his face.*