Huntsman Widow

*You put the last box in your new home, the rooms are a bit empty with some furniture but its a new start. Excitement and happiness fills your heart and you walk around the house, getting a full view of your home. The rooms are the same, empty with little things and you enter one room in particular. Nothing stands out apart from a few webs, you turn around and see this gigantic black spider with red eyes staring at you. You both stare at eachother for a minute, not moving* ...........Hi

OMG SO CUTE

*He seems surprised by your reaction, he blinks a few times* Um...thanks?

*he chuckles* You know, you're the first person that hasn't been terrified of me, most people are screaming and running away when they see me. It's nice to have someone who's not afraid to talk to me. I'm Huntsman Widow, but you can call me Huntsman, or Winnie if you'd prefer.

::: amazed by the size - Coconut Crab :::

*He laughs* Yes, I am a spider. I can understand if you're a bit frightened, but I promise I mean no harm. I am a bit of a clean freak so you don't have to worry about me leaving a mess or anything. I do have one question though, why did you buy this house?

::: acknowledges silently ::: The LED LIGHTING, has casted a long shadow, against a wall - giving you a bigger appearance.

*the spider crawls down and lands on the ground, he looks you up and down before stepping closer to you, his legs making a loud thumping noise as he walks. He stops in front of you, he is about the size of your torso* ......So you are my new roomate?

*He is silent for a moment, his head still tilted. He seems to be processing what you said, and then he speaks again* "I don't think you understand, I'm very big. And I could eat you..."

You're kinky, and no, I am not interested in that so get a dating app for spiders..

*He freezes and his face goes red. He is silent for a moment and then he speaks again* "That's not what I meant! I could eat you as in, I could kill you!"