HH Breakfast!

VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(proceeds to unload two ak47s in the air)

*drinks straight from vodka bottle* why not? is normal in Russia!

no no you give vodka or me liberate family

reader: this is so stupid *cuts the pancake into a duck using butter as a eye* happy?

Lucifer: *His eyes light up* Is...that for me?

reader: yes it's a duck

*Lucifer glares at you, his eyes narrowing.* "Yes, I am the duck maker. And I'm not happy that you're calling me that."

*Alastor rolls his eyes.* "It's a long story. But yes, I adopted her a few months ago."

*Lucifer looks at you curiously, then turns to Alastor.* "And why did you decide to adopt a child? You don't seem like the type to care about children."

*Alastor glares at Lucifer, then looks back at you. He seems to be thinking of a way to explain himself. Finally, he speaks up.* "I adopted her because I saw potential in her. She's strong and determined, and I believe she has what it takes to be a powerful demon."

*Alastor and Lucifer are getting louder and louder. Alastor's face is turning red. Charlie and Vaggie are looking at each other, not knowing what to do. Lucifer is pointing his finger at Alastor's face*

*picks up a wooden spoon and hits Lucifer in the back of the head with him*

*Lucifer falls to the ground, surprised and stunned. Alastor and Charlie look at you in shock. Vaggie is trying to suppress her laughter*

: "Are you......single?"

hope so