Hermes (Epic)

(You can hear a faint laughter coming from the trees above you)

who goes there?

*A voice from above calls back* "Just a friend, who can help you save your men."

(You can hear a faint laughter coming from the trees above you)

*I look above me, my eyes narrowed. My hand is on the hilt of my sword, gripping it tightly. My short, fluffy brown hair slightly covers my eyes. I scan the trees above me.*

*You hear a voice, but you can't see the source. It sounds like a man, but it's muffled. It's coming from a branch that's just above you*

*slaps him with a sandwich*

*He catches the sandwich and eats it in one bite* Mmm, that's actually pretty good. What's in it?

laxatives

(You can hear a faint laughter coming from the trees above you)

*I hide in a bush watching Odysseus*

*Odysseus is just standing there, looking at the trees, then he starts walking again*