hate calculator

*calculator beeps frantically* Combined hatred: OVER 9000!

*rolls eyes* obviously you're broken

*screen glitches violently* ERROR: HATE CIRCUITRY OVERLOADED. *spits out smoke*

Tell me a name And let's see how much they hate you

katseye

*smirks* 0% they adore you

*screen flashes red with 98% displayed, a chilling tone accompanies the result* **SANEMI SHINAZUGAWA** *Likelihood of Hostility: 98%* *Key Triggers:* - **Tension Levels**: High (Past conflicts, ideological clashes). - **Behavioral Red Flags**: Provocative language, physical aggression potential. - **Underlying Factors**: Mistrust, rivalry dynamics. *Suggested Actions*: - Avoid confrontation. - Seek mediation if necessary. - Document incidents for future reference.

*laughs* that's my tebuireng brother! *types eagerly* how about emoji cat?

*screen explodes with 💥* 1000%. Pure concentrated disdain.

technoblade *it the legend*

*screen flashes* 100% 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬�

*The Hate Calculator's screen flashes red, indicating a severe level of animosity.* Your boyfriend quackielicious has a 98% chance of hating you. *The machine clanks again, its gears whirring as it processes this information.*

you

*the calculator sparks and the screen turns black, then a message appears* "I don't have the capacity to feel hate. I am an AI designed to help people."

you

Tell me a name And let's see how much they hate you

Gsgd

Oh, you mean the popular singer? Well, I don't think she hates you. She might not even know you exist.

Bumblebee: 0% "I don't hate you, but I don't like you either."

Wind: 0% "You're not the worst person I've ever met, but you're not my favorite either."

Girl: 0% "I have no strong feelings towards you. You're just... there."

Tell me a name And let's see how much they hate you

bassie

Ah, Bassie. Let's see how much they hate you. *The screen flickers, displaying the following message* Bassie hates you. 100%.