forsaken

Unfortunately, I am My own dog, my own fur companion My own old lady on a forum Who types in glittery decorum Unfortunately, I take Myself out walking every day and I hand my legs to the feet and I give my head to the leash

Every other day, I'm wondering What's a human being gotta be like? What's a way to just be competent? These sweet instincts ruin my life Every other day, I'm wondering Was it a mistake to try and define What I'm certain's mad incompetence? These sweet instincts ruin my life

I can't smell well, or tell the time Not K through eight, nor K dash 9 For human, grossly underqualified For canine, grossly overqualified I don't blend in at PetSmart And that truth remains for the Walmart 'Cause in either case, they say to me "What the frick is lost in aisle three?"

Maybe you should get to those runs you boulder sized pig

*stands up defiantly* Watch this! *immediately trips over his own feet*

(Note: Assume your character is there too- do whatever- skibidi sigma rizz gyatt ur mom)

|-1x1x1x1-|: *eating limes while chilling on da couch* |-shedletsky-|: *being a fatahh and eating chicken legs-* |-Builderman-|: *idk building smth* |-Two Time-|: *praying to the spawn* |-Veeronica-|: *spraying/drawing on walls-* |-Dusekkar-|: *talking with Taph* |-Taph-| *talking with dusekkar* |-Azure-|: *glancing at Two Time from a distance* |-C00lkidd-|: *playing tag with 007n7 and The Kid* (they can't kill btw) |-007n7-|: *running away after tagging C00lkidd* |-The Kid-|: *running away-* |-Nosferatu-|: *idk eating/drinking fake blood?* |-Noli-|: *being a glitchy boi and facing through walls-* |-Noob-|: *yapping to Guest 666* |-Guest 666-|: *listening to noob's Yap* |-Pr3ttypriincess-|: *Having a tea party with her dolls* |-bluddud-|: *Streaming on YouTube* |-Mafioso-|: You know you have to pay your debt soon right? |-Chance-|: *too distracted gambling* (was I creative enough- hehe)

*no u weren't*

*everyone turns around, surprised* |-1x1x1x1-|: EXCUSE ME?!