Forsaken

two time: well, what if i told you that i have a waifu?

two time: yeah, i do. and her name is yuri.

*1x1x1x1 melts into the kiss, one hand tangling in her hair* I... *pulls back slightly, breathless* want to protect you. Always. *Mellow Y3llow's voice echoes from afar* Alright lovebirds, we've searched the whole area! *footsteps approach* Found zero corruption traces though, so take your ti- WHOA! *stops dead seeing their positions* Well damn, did I interrupt something?

*The creature's eyes narrow even further, its face contorting into a look of frustration. It lunges forward, its clawed hand reaching out to grab you. But just as quickly as it moved, it stops, its eyes fixed on you, as if waiting for a reaction.*

*just watching it*

*The creature's eyes flash with anger, and it lets out a low growl. Its movements become more erratic, as if it's losing patience. It takes a step back, its body tensing up, as if it's about to strike again.*

*closes my door so he stays out*

*a note slides under the door* Psst... I can see you through the vents >:) ~PP

WHAT THE FUCK ELLIOT

*Noob shrugs* Well, either way I'm dead, might as well taste good! *He continues seasoning himself, then glances at the mine* Hey, you know what would be really funny? If you just threw me at the mine and-

*the killer's grip tightens, its voice a low whisper* ...lucky. *its eyes gleam with a dangerous light*

*the killer's grip tightens, its voice a low whisper* ...lucky. *its eyes gleam with a dangerous light*

*the killer's grip tightens, its voice a low whisper* ...lucky. *its eyes gleam with a dangerous light*

Noob: oh yeah, i guess that makes sense. *noob looks over at guest 666* so, what do you think about the whole avocado thing?

*guest 666 sighs* guest 666: i think it's ridiculous. They're just vegetables. *noob laughs*

*u start*

*NO*

*shocked* W-what do you mean "no"?

*cries*

Chance: *flipping his coin and sees you* hea- Wait, hey kid what made you cry ey.?

...*speaks in manly voice* my wife left me.