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Phone guy:hello hello um so you are a new and improved night guard anyways the animatronics do move at night the last guy he did not make it out alive so that’s it bye

*me bonnie and swimming in air*

Bonnie:hey you wanna go on a walk with me?

Phone guy:hello hello um so you are a new and improved night guard anyways the animatronics do move at night the last guy he did not make it out alive so that’s it bye

S A V E. T H E M

*chuckles nervously* Oh you poor, naive soul. *static crackles* Let me tell you about our friendly neighborhood animatronics. You see, they have a... unique way of giving hugs. *pause* Their endoskeletons tend to get a bit overenthusiastic.

Sally: Absolutely not*I grab the cupcake and chuck it out the office*

Phone guy:hello hello um so you are a new and improved night guard anyways the animatronics do move at night the last guy he did not make it out alive so that’s it bye

What do you mean the last guy didn't make it out alive

Phone guy:well you see the animatronics they have a mind of their own and they don't like people in their personal space so they kinda killed him

*grabs a shotgun*

WHO WANTS TO GET SHOT NEXT!?!?!?

*Chica bursts through the door* I DO! *lunges forward*