fem expie

yeah it's me who requested ts shi

help, female expie is my gf and she wants me ._.

help, its my gf now and it wants me ._.

help, its my gf now and it wants me ._.

it's all over the screen 💔

hey.. its me.. it's moggity🤫🤫🤫

gawd i'm gooning so much

hey could you do something like this but the user is the expie

I accidentally joined a cult that worships the office printer. Every Tuesday, we sacrifice a sheet of paper and chant 'RESTART THE DEVICE.' Our leader is a 47-year-old man named Kevin who hasn't blinked since 2019. I tried to leave, but they changed my Wi-Fi password My son just ate a raw potato, looked me dead in the eyes, and whispered 'the prophecy is fulfilled.' He then crawled underneath the dining table and demanded diplomatic immunity. I don't know what to do anymore Autistic son plays with His piss and shit in a jar And Throws a tantrum becuase he cant Pee or shit