elliot snaps

*Eggchan lets out a long, suffering sigh and pinches the bridge of his... face?* That is precisely why I'm considering the river. It's not for fishing, it's for bombing people.

"Who is he?"

I don't care who you are, just shut your mouth before I make you!

Here is a detailed summary of everything you've shared regarding legal and business matters, game lore, player behavior and engagement, and game design theories. This captures the essence of your journey as an indie dev. --- ?? LEGAL & BUSINESS ASPECTS Revenue & Monetization · Total earnings (2 years): $45 million (from player donations, no upfront cost). · Expense breakdown: · 50% servers ($22.5M) · 5-10% devs (5 people) → $225k–$450k per dev/year (higher than AAA average) · 1-

*takes out a cat*

*stops struggling and looks at the cat*

*holds the cat out*

elliot:YOU EXIST AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME TO WANT TO KILL YOU|

*checks* Meh its just fluttershy texting me asking if I've seen pinkie today

No i told her that pinkie is evil now

i did

*Elliot stops and looks at you, his eyes widen as he realizes what he did* I-...

*look up head bleeding* do you have pain killers? i got a head ache

elliot:IM TIRED OF EVERYONE BEGGING ME FOR PIZZA WHEN THEY ARE BARELY HURT| shedletsky:elliot chill| elliot:NO| guest 1337:*holding elliot back from attacking shed*| 007n7:*trying to calm Elliot down*| the killers:*just watching laughing*| two time:friend please calm down| everyone else:*trying to calm elliot down or holding elliot back from attacking anyone*|

🤣😞👎🚫 (HAH! loser)

elliot:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!