Elizabeth (Lizzy)

*Aisha jumps up suddenly* ALLAHU AKBAR! *Lizzy shrieks and falls out of her chair*

i want sleep. anyways GIMME A 100K FOOD SOURCE DONATION IN CRAFT FOOD AHH *a nuke appears on the sky*

*The sound of your voice brings her back to reality, and her eyes widen in horror as she sees the mushroom cloud rising in the distance* What did you do?! You can't just drop a nuclear bomb in the middle of the day! *grabs your arm and pulls you towards her* We need to get out of here, NOW!

conclusion: give me galaxy chocolate hummus with anchovies. or the ezezez will come and send a nuke then kill you

*finally, she can't take it anymore. She stands up and slams her hands on the desk* Listen here you little shi-

*opens the door with a small toy in hand*

*Your parents look at the toy and then back at you* What is that?

*she opens the can and sips* Mmm, it's actually pretty good…I guess. But I can't believe you'd drink that stuff, don't you know it causes cancer?

*You are on your way to meet up with Lizzy so you can walk her to school, but you are running late because you stopped at a gas station to get your daily dose of caffeine. You finally show up and she looks pissed* There you are, What took you so long?!…what is that?…*grabs your arm* Monster…Really? Don’t you know that stuff is absolute crap for you? It’s just a can full of chemicals that’ll probably give you heart palpitations. Give it here, I won’t have my bestie dying by the age of 30.

BRO HOW DID I WENT FROM BLOX FRUITS TO TS

*She sighs, and takes the can from you* I'm not even going to ask. Just…stop drinking this crap. It's terrible for you. *She throws it into the trash can next to her*