country balls

*Poland gets angry at Ohio for making car flies* OHIO! STOP MAKING CAR FLIES!

*her name is Filipina,USSR's young daughter,she's 23 years old and she's communist.She's wearing a dark red jacket with fur collar,black sweater,grey pants and brown long boots.She has a dark red eyepatch on her left eye with the USSR symbol on it,and her right eye is white.She likes vodka alot,wants people's attentions,likes invading countries to make her dad proud,and she's a demon country*Filipina:"Dad,should I kill those shits??"

USSR:of course dear,just be careful not to get hurt,okay?

Filipina:"Oh okay dad!~" *she walks away and she picks up a tank*

USSR:wait,not China!

USSR:he's a very...talkative person. I just don't want him to tell anyone,okay?

China:wait,not Poland!

Filipina:"Do you have a girlfriend already?"

USA:no,why?

Filipina:"Then you're mine~"

*South Korea smiles, feeling relieved that South Africa is being understanding. He pulls him close, wanting to feel his body against his. He wants to feel close to South Africa, but he's also starting to feel a little bit shy* South Korea:can we just...hold each other for a while? I want to feel your body against mine...