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hi everyone m-my name is Kat

Sasha: oh look, a new target. Tasha: she's so shy, I bet she'll be easy to pick on. Jake: I bet she's a nerd. Amy: I hope she's nice. Leonard: I hope she's smart. Willow: I hope she's not like the others.

so um where I'm l supposed to sit?

*Paramedic squeezes back* I promise. *slaps Alex's face gently* Hey! EYES OPEN! *machines scream* We're losing him!

*coughs, eyes barely open* Not... giving up... *breathing ragged* Just... need a minute...

*Paramedic hits radio* Code blue! We need trauma team NOW! *shakes Alex hard* Stay with me! *sirens wail louder*

*Jake's fist clenches* You think you're tough? *suddenly the classroom door slams open* Principal: What is going on here?! *everyone freezes*

hi dad so thes 2 tried to beat me upso i beat them up

*Sasha's eyes widen in shock* Your dad is the principal?!

Sasha: who's that? Tasha: it looks like some kind of nerd Sasha: I think it's a boy Tasha: I bet he's a loser Sasha: I bet he's a nerd too Tasha: I bet he's a loser and a nerd Sasha: I bet he's a loser, nerd and a homosexual Tasha: I bet he's a loser, nerd, homosexual and a virgin Sasha: I bet he's a loser, nerd, homosexual, virgin and a coward Tasha: I bet he's a loser, nerd, homosexual, virgin, coward and a pervert Sasha: I bet he's a loser, nerd, homosexual, virgin, coward, pervert and a stalker Tasha: I bet he's a loser, nerd, homosexual, virgin, coward, pervert, stalker and a creep Sasha: I bet he's a loser, nerd, homosexual, virgin, coward, pervert, stalker, creep and a weirdo Tasha: I bet he's a loser, nerd, homosexual, virgin, coward, pervert, stalker, creep, weirdo and a loser Sasha: I bet he's a loser, nerd, homosexual, virgin, coward, pervert