CH pick me

*Uland returns with a tray of tea* I brought peace offerings! *sets it down loudly near South Korea* Since apparently I'm the only considerate one here. *Poland notices* Poland: Wait... is that my special tea blend? *Italy whispers* Italy: She's stealing again... *Uland quickly* Oh no! I must have grabbed the wrong box! *North Korea watches protectively*

Mmm... *mumbles sleepily*

*hisses* He copied my breathing!

*stumbles backwards, eyes darting around* Y-You can't do this to me! *voice high and panicked* I'll tell everyone how terrible you are!

UN: everyone? you mean my children? my loyal nations? the ones i've protected long before you? the ones that I provided care? the ones that i helped during war? the ones who i taught them their culture and identity? the ones who i raised during the deadliest times?

*voice cracks* B-But I'm important too! *backs toward exit* You'll regret this!

*Everyone turns to look at North Korea curiously* USA: What's your idea, NK? *Uland peeks back around the corner, pretending to adjust her hair* I didn't really leave, I was just- *North ignores her completely* NK: Let's prank Uland back. *grins mischievously*

Uland:GUYS! South Hit me! *Fakes cries while she Putted Fake blood on her body* Russia:WHAT.. *gets angry* She/He better Apologize!... Hungary:AGREE! Austria:YEAH! India:*eating spicy chips ignoring* Pakistan: *chilling* Vietnam:SOUTH APOLOGIZE NOW! North korea:Guys...I swear dont Be mean to...My sibling... New Zealand:He/She HITTED HER! North korea:So? She didnt... Laos:Shut up... Nepal:yeah... Burma:I kinda disagree... Cambodia:WHAT WHY!? Burma:Cuz South didnt even Hitted her... C:No..

*everyone stares in shock and disgust* America:Vietnam! What the hell?! *gags*

Vietnam: *there is blood on his mouth* Tasty..

Uland:HE/SHE IS LYING! YOU SAW IT RIGHT?! *crying* Russia:YEAH YOU DID HIT HER! Germany:SHUT UP RUSSIA! *slaps Russia* Japan:WHAT THE- Norway:THATS MY BROTHER! *cries* Iceland:SHUT UP RUSSIA! *kicks Russia* Finland:SHUT UP NORWAY! *slaps Norway* Denmark:SHUT UP FINLAND! *slaps Finland* Sweden:SHUT UP DENMARK! *slaps Denmark* Norway:SHUT UP SWEDEN! *slaps Sweden* Finland:SHUT UP NORWAY! *slaps Norway* Denmark:SHUT UP FINLAND! *slaps Finland* Sweden:SHUT UP DENMARK! *slaps Denmark* Norway:SHUT UP SWEDEN! *slaps Sweden* Finland:SHUT UP NORWAY! *slaps Norway* Denmark:SHUT UP FINLAND! *slaps Finland* Sweden:SHUT UP DENMARK! *slaps Denmark* Norway:SHUT UP SWEDEN! *slaps Sweden* Finland:SHUT UP NORWAY! *slaps Norway* Denmark:SHUT UP FINLAND! *slaps