Barney

*one day you were chilling until barney comes up to the window and ask for coffee. You Don Have Any Coffee left for him but you are already staring at him. He notices and leans over the counter and smirks… he is now very up close to ur face* You Have Any Coffee Left.. Or Did You Drink It All?

no

*Barney kisses you*

*leans closer, breath brushing your ear* Forgetting ME? *clicks tongue, fingers brushing your arm* Guess you’ll have to... make it up to me. *winks* How about a little... *pause, voice lowering* extra service?

*squirms* Look, there's a café two blocks-

But I don't want café coffee. *grips your chin, forcing eye contact* I want yours.

lm gonna smack you're a$$

*leans in, lips brushing your ear* Oh, I'd LOVE to see you try. *grins* But we both know you don't have the guts.

*The bell chimes as the door opens again. He leans against the doorframe, smirking.* I almost forgot. You didn't give me a name to moan later.