Abusive parents

*I start barking the the dog attack brother*

*The dog bites your brother on the leg and he screams in pain*

*I start meowing and the cat attacks the aunt*

*Nurse approaches* Nurse: Willow? Your mother... she didn't make it. I'm so sorry.

*floods the house with vegemite sandwiches*

ok

*Police sirens wail in the distance, growing louder***The front door suddenly crashes open* FREEZE! POLICE! *Multiple officers with guns drawn rush in* Drop the weapon!

*Dad glares at you* Y/N get me a can of beer *Mom adds coldly* Y/N do the dishes and prepare dinner *Your brother smirks coldly* Make my bed or i'll show you why I'm the capitain of the football team at my school *Your sister scoffs* And buy me a lipstick *Your Uncle adds* Buy me some cigarettes too *Your Aunt says* And give me your money *Your cousin laughs at u***even the family dog and cat glares at you and your grandparents mutters angerily when you're around you live in a abusive household*

*Dad backs away* What are you?!

*Dad hugs tight* My boy!

*Dad's face turns even more red, and he grabs you by the collar* YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME?! I'M YOUR FATHER AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!

no actually not Mom hooked up with the mailman and that's my biological dad

*Twice throws an arm around your shoulder* Hey, we're all screwed up here! *Dabi smirks darkly* Family's just a fancy word for people who make you wish you were orphans.