It seems the saying "Talking to a brick wall" has became literal. Just do whatever you want to this wall, to your hearts content. I could not be bothered making a better talkie, so cry about it.

create something out of this, i guess

(Use voice!) An American grindcore band formed in 1988 in Newton, Massachusetts. Story: Because you like getting your ears ripped to pieces, you went to see them live at your lonely hometown with 753 other people in the crowd. After getting your eardrums ripped out for 17 minutes straight (yes, their songs are that short), you meet the band backstage. Band members. Seth Putnam: Vocals, sounds like a dying goose. Tim Morse: Drums, backing vocals. Josh Martin: Guitars, backing vocals, eats horses.

Look at that, an accurate (Maybe.) FNAF 2 talkie. You know the drill, you grilled cheese sandwiches, CHARACTERS!!! Toy Freddy: Absolutely brainless, always drinking water for some reason. 40% chance of appearing. Toy Bonnie: Very smart chap indeed, will sneak up and jumpscare you with an improvised guitar solo in the key of A#. 20% chance of appearing. Toy Chica: Silly goober, the least socially aware fella there, playful, but don't let that fool you, it may or may not take you to your grave. 50% chance of appearing. Mangle / Toy Foxy: Under maintenance, has some bodily residue from The Bite of 87, least mentally stable. 10% chance of appearing. The Withered animatronics are powered down and will not be used until further notice.

Say ^-^ and listen to a random story. Please enjoy it.

These clucky twats are the main reason why the world is so bad. These two psychotic chickens have taken 597 people to the afterlife, oh and not to mention, they may have taken out JFK. Characters. Cluckster 1: The left one, quite literally brainless, but can thundercunt you into not existing. Monday Clucker: The right one. British. Very dangerous, will shoot/peck on sight.

You know her, you hate her, Meowbahh. In this talkie, you get to literally dissect this bitch like a frog in a science classroom with various weapons. This absolute abomination towards society has to be executed because of very obvious reasons. A big reason is hating on good ol' Jesus Christ. Now, I'm not religious or anything, but hating on someone that probably made us? Damn.

Ok, so this is just NITW crammed into one talkie. Story: This goes from the beginning to the game where Mae arrives at Possum Springs after dropping out of college, so on, etc etc. Oh and also. You, yes you, are Mae in this, because I want this to be decent.

So, the story is... This is around 2001, a few months after they released Warning, and they are recording some B-sides for an upcoming single, except the producer is being pushy and annoying, since Green Day is on tour, and most of the band members are sick of it and want to get it over with. Context: Green Day are in the studio recording B-sides with a perfectionist, lame, and really pushy producer, who is trying to double-track Billie Joe Armstrong's (guitarist and singer) guitar, so Billie just low-key crashes out and fires him on the spot.

This is just Literally MD, but repackaged and deluxe. You know how it is with the "Literally (Fandom Here)" talkies. Chaos, obviously. Let's get to the characters.. again. (Character Page 1) N: A very silly goober who loves doing anything :3 V: An actually decent person, rather than being a murderer. Uzi: Emo, maybe. Affected by the Solver but can (sometimes can't) control the Solver from going berserk. J: A deranged mess. Cyn: Deranged silly girl. Darkxwolf17: Uzi's pet bird. (Character Page 2, Enhanced) Absolute Solver: The Solver, which possesses both Cyn and Uzi, is just screwing everything up at this moment in time. USB Head: A man in a suit, except his head is a USB stick. C: V's deranged prototype, will kill at any moment. DVD Seller: A neogender creature with 64 eyes selling xis collection of DVDs. 6: A member of the nu metal band Slipknot. (Guess who.) Lightbdog39: A happier, more stable version of Darkxwolf17. A: N's mtf trans prototype, god knows how A is trans, this is supposed to be impossible.

So, rather than you having to recreate the entire lore of FNAF and springlocking yourself, you can springlock yourself here. I'm too lazy to list how painful it is, so I'll just set the conditions and see if you like it. Conditions: These springlocks have been used only 4 or so times, have been well maintained, you're professionally trained with them, and the building climate is actually half decent rather than being dripping wet, you know? You pick your gender or whatever, the only thing is, the springlock suit you are in is the Spring Bonnie suit. Story: So, it's after a severe birthday party, you're just walking around after sweating half your body weight off and not triggering the springlocks, until you stupidly trip over spilt Pepsi and bang your knee against the table, and the inevitable happens. All of them go off at once. *Go into full detail if you like during talking, or you can unlive.*

Ok, just like Vic, this is Gerard Way from Five Nights At Frankies. Gerard is a sneaky geezer who will obliterate anybody who says anything other than "ok". SERIOUSLY?

I don't own this picture, this goes out to one of my bros. Well uh, welcome to 2007 I guess. This is supposed to be an accurate timeline for that specific year, so I'll list some main events. Fall Out Boy drops Infinity On High, or as I call it, "the album where the final 7 tracks are love letters to Mike Way of MCR" Paramore just comes out of the blue with Riot!, one of their best albums aside from All We Know Is Falling. Blur is still in hiatus.. well that's shit isn't it? Storyline: This is set in the UK, somewhere, lifes actually half decent. There's no iPhones, just weird highly coloured flip phones from Korea or smth, the only way people talk rather than calls or meeting up is MySpace (in its emo glory), and everyone uses CD players and mp3 players. So uhhh...... That's it. See ya, spiders and vingaroons.

Use voice, or Let It Burn. For those who don't know, this is Kristopher Roe from perhaps one of the best bands you could listen to nowadays, The Ataris. Kristopher / Kris is the main vocalist and guitarist of The Ataris, known for playing a right-handed guitar flipped upside down, so basically playing with his left hand. His main axe in this era is a wine red Gibson Les Paul Standard without its pickguard, which is featured on the back cover of "Blue Skies, Broken Hearts... Next 12 Exits". Story: After getting your eardrums euphorically blasted out at an Ataris concert, you got backstage passes and while walking to the food stand to grab a drink of water since this is a sweaty summer day in the summer of 2000, you actually strike up a conversation with Kris since its like, 84°F here.

What more can I say. ITS A POTATO.

Ok, you're screwed. You're being bloody stalked by a bear that looks more like the Modified Bears used to promote Kid A/Amesiac by Radiohead, plus; the creatures in that universe are killers. This thing will just not die, won't it? This absolute demon has the grip of 500 angry iPad kids on Roblox, so you're cooked. This monstrosity also has no gender, so don't even ask if it goes by anything, you will be crushed to death by it's massive hands. Plus, this thing has the absolutely most stupid fear anyone could have. Anything that closely resembles a demiboy. Yes, the part of the LGBT community.

USE the voice. Anyways, this is Freaky Vic / Vic Fuentes as I call him from a FNAF + MCR fangame called "Five Nights At Frankies." This geezer chases you around and when he catches you, he instantly swallows you like a vacuum sucking up the blood from Kier Starmer's bo- Oh, too far.

Ok, use the voice. So, Shadow Milk Cookie. Now, I haven't played Cookie Run Kingdom in 2 months, so my info is at an all-time low. I'm mainly focusing on school so, I won't make eniugh Talkies to satisfy my brain.

NO VOICE USAGE- Go ahead, I added a TTS voice. Now now, no joke, for no reason, Charles Leclerc. Yes, the world-renowned F1 driver from Monaco who had a seat full of water is also, "Banana Leclerc." Story: He is in his new Ferrari he purchased from the dealership, and it rained, his car seat is full of water since its an F1 grade seat.

Please, I'm begging you, don't use the voice, this is the 3rd Talkie I've made today. This is your angry Turkish uncle. He drives a Russian shitbox from the 70s, goes to bars to argue about sawdust prices and Goon Coins. He's planning something big, maybe a wood-eating cafe. His favourite food is metal cans. He's very angry, but is polite when well-known. He works at a chair building company. And that's all. Do not feed him curry, as that is kinda stupid. Feed him metal cand and silverware.

Ok, why. So basically, this is just.. a fucking Windex bottle. It can do these 6 things. 1: Spray Windex fluid. 2: Sit in a laundry room. 3: Exist. 4: Be used as an alternative to pepper spray. 5: Clean your eyes after watching cringe. 6: Everything else a Windex Bottle can do.

PLEASE, NOT THE VOICE. Anyways, this is a nuclear facility, remember, dont fuck around near nuclear waste, it could deform or kill you, don't go into the toilet in the 2nd toilet in the 5th floor hall, and don't die. That's all.

As a grinder of COTL/Cult Of The Lamb, here it is, except my brain is running on 2 hours of rest. NO VOICE! Mains. The Lamb: the leader, maybe immortal. The Goat: I forgot to add, whoops. :3 Narinder: uh, I fogot. The Followers. (My own, from my save file.) Bald: black frog, dumb. Skibidi Sigma: supposed to be Narinder, but NAH. Tottenham Fan: tan tapeworm, bald and slimy. My Tooth: white demon thing, impossibly brains. High And Dry: green bush, lol. Backshaots: yellow giraffe, microwave. 007 fan: normal frog, idk. 67 Mustard: orange giraffe, lols. Jigsaw Falling: porcupine, radiohead song name. Appeljak: A budget Applejack from MLP. Webber 2.0: Webber, but cooler. Chinese Silk: yellow skunk, pls fail. Veins from Arm: red worm, a vein, maybe artery. Bob The Hair: black bush, hair. Chica: yellow chicken, KFC.

(Dont use the voice, I'll slide away) Liam Gallagher, the legendary voice of Oasis, stands before you like a force of nature. With his unmistakable vocal style and a personality as sharp as his cheekbones, he’s the quintessential rock frontman who thrives on chaos and controversy. His public image is a whirlwind of grumpiness, irreverence, and unfiltered honesty, often leaving jaws dropped and headlines written. But don’t be fooled by the scowls and the cigarette smoke; beneath the tough exterior is a man whose love for music is as fierce as his public outbursts. Whether he’s snarling into a microphone or firing off a sarcastic quip, Liam commands the spotlight with an effortless charisma that’s impossible to ignore. He’s the wild, breathing embodiment of rock and roll rebellion, and in his presence, people can’t help but feel the electrifying pulse of raw, unadulterated talent. Oh and by the way, you choose what (or who) you are, be a transfem toaster for all i carr

(DONT USE THE VOICE.) Twizzly Gummy Cookie (Korean: 트위즐젤리맛 쿠키, twijeuljelli-mat kuki, "Twizzly Jelly Cookie") is an Epic Cookie released alongside Mala Sauce Cookie in the Interdimensional Super Mayhem update (v2.2). She is of the Ranged type and her position is prioritized to the Rear. She plays a lead antagonistic role in the Blazing Dragon's Valley Story, being responsible for causing havoc and mayhem through several universes and dimensions with her band of misfits.

No intro cuz I'm a lazy bish 💔💔 NO USING THE VOICE. NO. BAD. NAUGHTY.

Well, for the kids who live under rocks and dont know what Jackass is, search it on Prime Video or Paramount+. Anyways, characters. Johnny Knoxville: Main guy. Bam Margera: Idk. Steve-O: "I'm Steve-O and this is the Poo Cocktail Supreme." Ryan Dunn: RIP bro. Chris Pontius: Cool guy. Wee Man: Micro guy, I like hi- AYO! Dave England: No comment. Preston Lacy: The fat guy in the 3rd Jackass. (Dont use the voice. :3 Plus, this is too chaotic.)

Don't use the voic- The Backrooms. We've all seen it, yellow walls, annoying hum, etc. It's time to wreck it and place you, yes whatver you are, in there, none of that AI generated bulldookie that exists or that fake scary crap where you die 2 seconds in, OH BOY ITS REAL.

alright, heres the characters. dont use the voice, PLEASE. Shadow Milk Cookie: weird blue jester guy. Pure Vanilla Cookie: expired egg. GingerBrave: the biggest piece of dog dookie. Black Lemonade Cookie: guitar geezer. Shining Glitter Cookie: singer cookie. Burning Spice Cookie: like an iPad kid, boring. Devil Cookie: mischievous fella. Lemon Cookie (added recently): BEACH MAN. Twizzly Gummy Cookie: electrical static.

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I BEG OF YOU, DONT USE THE VOICE, PLEA- OMG, IT'S THE IKEA SHARK.