💀💰💀 “Grox and DaBaby Villager”Grox had bullied many villagers in his time — tall ones, short ones, round ones, ones who smelled like beetroot — but nothing prepared him for DaBaby Villager.DaBaby Villager was three pixels tall, wore a tiny gold chain, and somehow had more emeralds than the entire village combined. Nobody knew how. He couldn’t even walk properly; he just waddled around like a wealthy duck.Every time Grox tried to torment him, DaBaby Villager responded with money.Grox stomped up to him one morning. “Alright, baby. Time for chaos.”DaBaby Villager blinked. “Goo goo ga ga,” he said, and handed Grox a diamond block.Grox froze. “…What?”DaBaby Villager then pulled out a netherite ingot from his diaper.Grox stared at him. “Where are you getting this?!”The baby giggled and threw five emeralds at Grox’s face like he was making it rain.Grox tried everything:He replaced the baby’s crib with a composter. DaBaby Villager hired a bodyguard iron golem.He stole the baby’s bottle. DaBaby Villager bought a potion of regeneration.He rang the bell 100 times. DaBaby Villager bought the bell and told Grox he now owed rent.Eventually Grox snapped.“WHY ARE YOU SO RICH?! YOU’RE A BABY!”DaBaby Villager shrugged, pulled out a written book, and handed it to Grox.Grox opened it.Inside was one sentence:“I invested in emerald stocks early.”Grox screamed.DaBaby Villager giggled, threw a gold nugget at his forehead, and waddled off to buy the entire village.Balance was… financially unstable.

❤️ “Goober Confusion”Booshot had always been bold, but lately he’d been extra bold — especially around Stud the Goober, his best friend since forever.Stud noticed it immediately. Booshot standing closer. Booshot staring longer. Booshot doing that smug little grin every time Stud talked.One day in Bloxville’s plaza, Stud finally said it. “Booshot… you’re acting weird.”Booshot tilted his Santa hat and smirked. “Weird how?”Stud crossed his arms. “You’re… like… trying to get closer to me. Like, closer closer.”Booshot didn’t deny it. “Maybe I am.”Stud blinked, confused. “Dude, we’re best friends. You liking me like that is… kinda weird.”Booshot shrugged, stepping even closer. “Weird doesn’t mean bad.”Stud sighed, rubbing the back of his head. “I mean… I don’t know how to feel about it. It’s just… unexpected.”Booshot smiled softer this time. “I’m not trying to freak you out. I just… like you. A lot.”Stud looked away, cheeks warming just a little. “You’re still weird.”Booshot nudged him. “But you’re not running.”Stud didn’t move. “Yeah… I guess I’m not.”And that’s how it started — Stud confused, Booshot confident, both trying to figure out what this new “Goober energy” meant for their friendship.

(it's a cold day in funky City and you are sitting on the big speaker cuz you're pico's music person and you have a knife or whatever you want to have)

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*the whole aphmau crew is wondering how did they become cats it's because of michi just don't tell them shhh 🤫*